What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

In the Belly of This Beast, a Major Find - Newser

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service